Thursday, July 10, 2008
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It's what makes America GREAT!
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: = Eskimo Pi
2.4 miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale Univ. Hospital: = 1 I V League
2000 pounds of Chinese soup: = Won ton
1 millionth mouthwash: = 1 microscope
Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier: = Mach Turtle
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: = 1 lite year
Half of a large intestine: = 1 semicolon
1000 aches: = 1 megahurtz
Weight an evangelist carries with God: = 1 billigram
Basic unit of laryngitis: = 1 hoarspower
Shortest distance between two jokes: = A straight line
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: = 1 bananosecond
453.6 graham crackers: = 1 pound cake
The first step of a thousand-mile journey: = 1 Milwaukee
1 million microphones: = 1 megaphone
2200 mockingbirds: = two kilomockingbirds
1000 grams of wet socks: = 1 literhosen
8 nickels: = two paradigms
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It's what makes America GREAT!
1 comment:
George said, "J.D., there ain't nobody I hadn't rather hear sing than you."
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